Trump Voodoo Doll

Handmade with vengeance and reclaimed deadstock fabric, the Trump Voodoo Doll features a reasonable-length tie in a Full Windsor, swollen cankles, and attired in stripes with a soupçon of wishful thinking. Your choice of three expressions: Smirk, Chucklefkr, and Sideeye. Feel free to customize your doll with hand makeup, large ear bandages, and a red hat. This item claims to be 8” tall and says it received “exceptional” results on the cognitive test.

These are handmade artist dolls, and the first batch of orders will start shipping the first week in February.